Friday, January 9, 2015

pREPARING 4 WR (PT 2)

oK WE ARE NEARLY PREPARED FOR WAR WE JUST NEED THE HARPOONS, i ORDERED THEM AT AMAZON SO THEY IS COMING IN A WEEK OR TWO. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TECHNOLOGY PROTECTION. wE INSTALLED A FIRE WALL AND ANTI-VIRUS THING. aNY WAY I NOW HAZ CLOSE COMBAT WEAPONS! tEA CUPS WITH TEA IN IT! (NEVER COFFEE) teacup FIRST YOU SPLASH THE TEA ON THEIR FACE THEN SLAP THEM. iF THEY STILL ARE CONSCIOUS THEN HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH ZE CUP* THEN USE THE BROKEN CUP SHARDS TO ATTACK. in zat order sspecifically!
*eSpecially USEFUL AGAINST ZOMBIES


Translated by demoted translator:
Ok we are nearly prepared for war we just need the harpoons I ordered off of amazon. They are coming in a week or two. Right now we have technology support. We installed a fire wall and anti-virus  program. any way I now have close combat weapons, Teacups with tea in it!(Never coffee)teacup First you splash them with the tea then slap them. After that you smash it on their head and use the broken cup to attack more animals.


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6 comments:

  1. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:24 AM

    Ordered on Amazon?? What is this Amazon?? Can I order weapons from there too? How does one do this?? NUTELLO!!! Get me Amazon----NOW!!!!!

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    1. ReynaJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:31 AM

      Sir there are several things that is "Amazon".

      1) The Amazon is a huge, tropical rainforest with tons of deadly animals lurking in it, and the Amazon is located in South America.
      2) The Amazons were a group of huntress who loathed men and are in Greek mythology. They killed monsters.
      3) Amazon is a shop in which people can order almost anything online and have it delivered to them later. The possibilities are endless.

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    2. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:39 AM

      This AMAZON sounds AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want ALL THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    3. ReynaJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:43 AM

      Okay sir, I'll send people to get some animals from the Amazon to be our guards at HQ. I can also go find the Amazons and convince them to take our side. I read the Percy Jackson books; I know where they are.
      And you simply have to go to amazon.com to order things on there.

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    4. Tiggerpaka The GreatJanuary 10, 2015 at 8:44 AM

      Perfect!

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  2. UnknownJanuary 10, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    Idk actually i see two of the tigger cats

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