oK WE ARE NEARLY PREPARED FOR WAR WE JUST NEED THE HARPOONS, i ORDERED THEM AT AMAZON SO THEY IS COMING IN A WEEK OR TWO. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TECHNOLOGY PROTECTION. wE INSTALLED A FIRE WALL AND ANTI-VIRUS THING. aNY WAY I NOW HAZ CLOSE COMBAT WEAPONS! tEA CUPS WITH TEA IN IT! (NEVER COFFEE)

FIRST YOU SPLASH THE TEA ON THEIR FACE THEN SLAP THEM. iF THEY STILL ARE CONSCIOUS THEN HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH ZE CUP* THEN USE THE BROKEN CUP SHARDS TO ATTACK. in zat order sspecifically!
*eSpecially USEFUL AGAINST ZOMBIES
Translated by demoted translator:
Ok we are nearly prepared for war we just need the harpoons I ordered off of amazon. They are coming in a week or two. Right now we have technology support. We installed a fire wall and anti-virus program. any way I now have close combat weapons, Teacups with tea in it!(Never coffee)

First you splash them with the tea then slap them. After that you smash it on their head and use the broken cup to attack more animals.
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