Is he gone?

wE LOST MOST O DA TEAA BUT I SAVVED SOME.

hE IS HAVE PARTY SO NEW NEFARIOUS PLAN PUT TEa in de grubs, He likes grubs like i LIKE TEA SO MINNIONS1do your thing. hE DESTROY OUR TEA? we destroy him.

Final preperations for battle

kK SO i IS HAZ ALL DA THINGS TO BATTLE N' STUFF i HAZ DE CLOSE RANGE WEAPONS

i HAZ DE ROCKETS TO SHOOT AT ENEMYS

 last resort ppl last resort! i GOT DE HARPPONS FOR THE AROW SLITS IN THE WALL OF OUR CASTLE.

AND DE CROCODILES ARE HUNGRY!

MAN DE CANNONS

PROTECT THE CASTLE AT ALL COSTS!

WE ARE THE TEA ARMY! WE ARE STRONG N' STUFFS

sNOWFLAKE OUT

*Gasp*

oH NOES THE TIGGERPAKA THE GREAT IS USING OUR WEAPONS AGAINST US eVEN THOUGH WE GOT THE HARPOONS HE TOOK OUR AMAZON!
nEXT HE IS GOING TO TAKE OUR ROCKET TEA infusers!


WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING...... oH YEAH! i REMEMBER FREE THE HOSTAGES!

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tHEY WERE GOOD HOSTges... eXEPT FOR A01315 HE WAS MEan.....
aNYWAY ARMY MAN THE HARPOONS TEA ROCKETS TEACUPS CANNONS & don't ride the crocodiles darn it tiggerkat

I thought I told you no surfing on the crOCODILES! ANY WAY YOU ARE GOING TO BE TRANSLATOR FOR TWO POSTS BCAUSE the FORMER TRANSLATOR CALLED ME A SHOE THEN YOU BACK TO MAKING TEA. prepare for war my troops

TEA ARMY UNITE FOR TOMORROW!

Capturing Milne

tIGGERPAKA DA GREAT KINDLY OFFERED TO ALLOW ME TO TAKE ONE OF HIS MINIONS HOSTAGE. dE HOSTAGE IS MILNE

 

E NEEDS HER BACK 1800. sO TO CAPTURE HER WE WILL DUG A TUNNEL DEN WE SNEAKED IN THOUGH A SMALL HALLWAY THAT WE FLoODED SO NO ONE COULD COME IN then grabED milne, TOOK SOME SCUBA GEAR AS WELL AND SWIM OUT THOUGH THE FLOODED TUNNEL. sHE WILL MOMENTARILY REPLACE MY TRANSLATOR FOR TRANSLATING. sO START TRanstlating PLS IF PPL NEED DA TRANSLATIN

DEAR MINNIONS!!!! I DID SOME RESEARCH AND FOUND SOMEONE FOR A HOSTAGE!!!


DRACO ( OR A01315) TO BE HELD CAPTIVE AND HE IS PART OF MEH TEAM NOW!!!
HE WILL HACK THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAH BROS BE GUARD HIM!! WE WILL AMBUSH THEM * STEALS ALL COMPUTER AND TEA ALSO WEAPONS AND RUNS* HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

pREPARING 4 WR (PT 2)

oK WE ARE NEARLY PREPARED FOR WAR WE JUST NEED THE HARPOONS, i ORDERED THEM AT AMAZON SO THEY IS COMING IN A WEEK OR TWO. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TECHNOLOGY PROTECTION. wE INSTALLED A FIRE WALL AND ANTI-VIRUS THING. aNY WAY I NOW HAZ CLOSE COMBAT WEAPONS! tEA CUPS WITH TEA IN IT! (NEVER COFFEE)  FIRST YOU SPLASH THE TEA ON THEIR FACE THEN SLAP THEM. iF THEY STILL ARE CONSCIOUS THEN HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH ZE CUP* THEN USE THE BROKEN CUP SHARDS TO ATTACK. in zat order sspecifically!
*eSpecially USEFUL AGAINST ZOMBIES


Translated by demoted translator:
Ok we are nearly prepared for war we just need the harpoons I ordered off of amazon. They are coming in a week or two. Right now we have technology support. We installed a fire wall and anti-virus  program. any way I now have close combat weapons, Teacups with tea in it!(Never coffee) First you splash them with the tea then slap them. After that you smash it on their head and use the broken cup to attack more animals.


                        Army:3
Zirburst:
Casey:
Tiggerka:

Preparing for war

i SNOWFLAKE IS NOW PREPARING FOR WAR. wE NEED TO PROTECT THE CASTLE
NO NOT THAT ONE
DIs ONE WE HAZ  pots  of  BOILING HOT TEA TO POUR ON OUR ENEMYS HEADS. AND HAZ CROCODILES IN ZE MOAT
 THEY NO HAVE ANYTHING TO WITH TEA.
wE PREEPARE THA CANNONS W/ TEA CANNON BALLS  dE LAST THINGS WE NEED IS TECH PROTECT AND HARPOONS IN CASE OF AIR ATTACK. DEN WE READY!

SNOWFLAKE SHYSTONE OUT (FOR NOW) dRINK YOUR TEA!